Your Mummy Is a Nose Picker

by Gordon Korman

Book Overview

Stan and Devin think they have finally succeeded in their mission now that Earth has been chosen as the official vacation planet of Pan. The Pants have started coming to Earth for the joyous sensation of sneezing through their nasal processors. But there is a very big problem--they are not allergic to anything on Earth. Illustrations.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0786814462
• ISBN13: 9780786814466
• Release Date: November 2000
• Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
• Length: 160 Pages
• Weight: 0.28 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.3" x 7.5"
• Age Range: 9 to 12 years
• Grade Range: Grades 4 to 7

Customer Reviews

They break SPITTOON!

Based on comments of 10 year old boy.) This book is the last in a series of four so far (NP from Outer Space, Planet of the NPs, Invasion of the NPs, and Your Mummy is a NP). The main gag in the whole series is that the aliens look like they are picking their noses, but they are really operating internal nose computers. Earth has just become the main tourist attraction for tourists from the planet Pan. Pants, as they are called, love to go to the dentist, be stuck in traffic jams, and sneeze. But they are not able to sneeze, so they might not visit, and the Earth might be moved past Pluto as a result. To stop this, Stan from Pan and Devin from Earth go back in time to ancient Egypt to bring back Nile Delta Goldenrod, a weed that Pants are allergic to. They goof and change history. Now the world is one big Egypt!