This collection of thirteen short stories speculates about dystopian realities where the rules don't apply and comedic chaos consumes. Artificially Intelligent Mowers rigidly manage a neighbourhood's lawns. Air Balloon hotties search for love between cross-currents. A teenaged Pulitzer-winner hunts monsters draped in blankets. With a hint of horror alongside plausible parodies, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? leaves readers with more questions...