You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics

by Kinky Friedman

Book Overview

The hilarious, insightful and politically astute memoir of the 2006 Texas Governor's race - in which Kinky Friedman, to the shock of pundits everywhere, emerged as a major contender and finished with about 700,000 votes.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1416547606
• ISBN13: 9781416547600
• Release Date: October 2007
• Publisher: Simon & Schuster
• Length: 127 Pages
• Weight: 1.60 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 5.7" x 8.7"

Customer Reviews

"I aspired to inspire before I expired." Kinky Friedman

Of all the books that The Kinkster" has written;I think this is his best to date.Even if you know what Kinky has been up to over the years;you're going to be amazed at the seriousness behind this man who has been described as "The new Mark Twain". Government in the US and Canada,even more so,has been hyjacked by the Political parties and it is no longer "Government,of the People,by the People and for the People" as intended in a Democracy;but has become Government,of the Politicians,by the Politicians and for the Politicians. All one has to do is to look around in their community and ask themselves,"Are the people ,chosen by the Parties,the best,and most honest people around to represent us and if not,why aren't they the ones we are voting for?" Kinky lays it all out in terms that any thinking person can,and will agree with;but the career politicians are so entrenched,and the barriers that are in place to keep it that way;have made it almost impossible for any candidate who wants to buck the "system",and work in the interests of the the People ,versus themselves,is kept from even attempting to seek office.Once in a while,someone tries,but they are ruthlessly attacked by all the establishment,including the Media;and usually defeated. As you read this book you will be convinced that Friedman was defeated,not because of his ideas ,but by something much greater...APATHY. The book is filled with one-liners by Kinky himself,that cut through the "wussification" and tells it like it is. Seldom do we see anyone deliver straight talk the way Kinky is able to;possibly with the exception of Mark Twain,and certainly no Politician around today.Then again,how can they talk straight,when they are not being straight with the people or even themselves? An awful lot of people would concur with Kinky's points;but sadly not enough of them took the trouble to vote for him.Sadly,the loss is theirs;and once again, the People get the government they deserve.The vote results were: Votes % Rick Perry Republican 1,716,803 39.03 Chris Bell Democrat 1,310,353 29.79 Carole Straybone Independent 797,517 18.13 Kinky Friedman Independent 549,151 12.43 Its obvious the Parties got their people out,but those who are disenchanted with politics didnt bother ;and believe it or not ,71% of the eligible voters didn't bother to vote. In Kinky's own words; "It was Kinky vs Apathy" I could quote many great lines from the book;but here are only a couple."Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have,the worse you get."And a new campaign slogan offered from his friend Willie Nelson; "Criticize me all you want,but don't circumcise me anymore." po

Good, but not up to speed for the Kinkster

The book is good--very funny--bit it's all stuff that was already published in Texas Monthly. If I had read "Friedman's just another word for nothing left to lose" for the first time, I'd be laughing for months. If you're a real fan of his, don't bother. Otherwise, I'd recommend it.

In the true Kinky way, this book is laugh-out-loud funny

It is the American myth that any boy, now girl, can grow up to become President of the United States. It would stand to reason that the same rule applies to Texas. So why couldn't a politically incorrect Jewish country music singer and fiction author toss what he calls his "ten gallon yarmulke" into the ring and become governor of Texas? "Why the hell not?" became the slogan of Kinky Friedman as he waged his way, way uphill, independent run for the Texas governorship in 2006. YOU CAN LEAD A POLITICIAN TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM THINK is Kinky's chronicle of that campaign. And in the true Kinky way, it is laugh-out-loud funny. Politics makes strange bedfellows and all that, but 2006 was a strange year even by American standards. Nationwide, the Democratic Party swept into control of Congress on a pledge to end the war. We see how well that worked out. And Kinky sensed the winds of change blowing in the Texas Hill country. Perhaps he could unseat Rick Perry, George W. Bush's successor, in the governor's mansion. His model was Minnesota, which several years back elected as governor a former wrestler, and California, which elected a former body builder turned actor governor in 2003. Both well-built men waged insurgent campaigns against entrenched professional politicians. Although, as Kinky points out, Jesse Ventura "didn't realize that wrestling is real and politics is fixed." An independent candidate had not even gotten on the ballot in Texas in 154 years. But this did not deter the Kinkster. After all, Friedman writes, Texas "has a tradition of singing governors. I thought back to Pappy O'Daniel's successful race for that esteemed office in the 1940's. He had a band called the Light Crust Doughboys. I had a band called the Texas Jewboys. His slogan was `Pass the biscuits, Pappy.' One of my most popular songs is `Get Your Biscuits in the Oven (And Your Buns in the Bed).' The parallels are uncanny." Indeed. But, still, the odds against Kinky were steep. Then something interesting happened. Friedman went around the state declaring that he was a "dealer of hope" and fighter for the "Alamo of the Mind." He launched a populist campaign and railed against the corruption of the two-party system. And people started paying attention. The 62-year-old king of the one-liners --- "too young for Medicare and too old for women to care" --- was delivering a dead serious message about America in 2006. "Because now, as politics as usual rolls across America like a noxious vapor," Kinky writes, "I'm no longer sure it matters whether the Democrats or Republicans run the country. It's just a different swarm of locust moving into Washington. In the words of the Reverend Goat Carson, `The Republicans and the Democrats have become the same guy admiring himself in the mirror.'" He decried a system where Texas was 46th in the nation in kids going to college, second in people going to bed hungry, first in executions and now imported energy. Yet the section of

The Real Texas

I live in Texas and I am very proud to say that I was one of the 12 % of us here in the Lone Star State who voted for Kinky for governor. Kinky is a true Texan, as this book shows. He loves the state of Texas. His comment that politicians are "by nature shallow and superficial" is very true. In contrast, true Texans have an independent spirit, and that is what makes Texas great. A sense of humor is also what makes Texas great, and Kinky has that, of course, too. How is it that Texas is one of the richest states, and yet, has one of the worst education systems of any state ? (6 % below the other states in pay) ? How is it that we have a dysfunctional death penalty system that makes this state a mockery around not just the U.S., but the world ? We have more people in prison in Texas than there are people in Alaska, as the "Kinkster" points out. How did it come to this ? We allow politicians to jerrymander districts to allow the perpetual re-election of their party ? Is this democracy ? We make casino gambling illegal, even though the typical Texan likes to gamble (they do it in Louisiana). We are a state run by a governor who has almost no power, and a legislature run by lobbies and big money. Kinky's book is full of funny anecdotes about him with Willie Nelson. I remember Kinky at the St. Patrick's Day parade here in Dallas. He was handed a Guiness in the back of a car, and took a couple of sips. One would think the world had ended. Kinky points out how two groups are ruining Texas: the politically correct Left, and the Religious Right. One main theme of the book is, musicians and other Texans are real people, with warmth, humor, and independence. Politicians in Texas are the opposite: superficial and fake. Who can argue with that ?