Four ways to piss off the Queen of Hearts: 1. Have a name that sounds kind of like Alice. I didn't come to this bizarre, intoxicating place looking for trouble, but I've sure as hell found it. As the Queen retaliates viciously against the Spades' rebellion, it's up to me...
2. Change the decor in her favorite club.
3. Destroy the magic she's used to hold Wonderland in her cruel grasp.
4. Fail to offer your head in penance.