You need a vacation, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Turns out, it was murder. Or very close to it. I allowed myself to be talked into taking an actual vacation. Not just any vacation, either. A honeymoon. And since my sister Sapphire and I had shared a wedding, we decided it would only be fair to share the honeymoon part of things too. Meaning just the trip, of course. We'd be keeping our men to ourselves, thank you very...