I met my dream girl. That's right. She's stunning and the worst bartender I've ever seen. I should have gone home and gone to sleep-dream girl or not. I had an early morning and the season was starting soon. But when she threatened me with boy band karaoke I couldn't help myself. I went. The stars aligned. I have never felt more alive or wanted anyone more than I want her. When it's time for me to head on my annual pre-season...