Ever been late? Steve has. Lots. But he always has a good excuse. Here are 101 real corkers for you to enjoy, and maybe even borrow: Distracted by a surprisingly complicated Kinder toy. Overcome by the urge to alphabetize my pets. Forgot how trousers work. Became temporarily feral. Got stuck in a romantic montage. Why Steve Was Late is a book of hilarious (and even--occasionally--plausible ) reasons for tardiness, handily dreamed up and illustrated...