Why Fantasy Football Matters: And Our Lives Do Not

by Erik Barmack and Max Handelman

Book Overview

Talking Trash, Trading Studs, and Drafting Sleepers -- an Insider's Guide to the World's Greatest Obsession U.S. businesses lose $200 million in productivity each football season because employees are managing their fantasy squads instead of working. In Why Fantasy Football Matters (And Our Lives Do Not), two grizzled veterans revel in the addiction that is fantasy football. From pre-draft hijinx to post-draft trash talk, from tumultuous trades to...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1416909966
• ISBN13: 9781416909965
• Release Date: August 2006
• Publisher: Pocket Books
• Length: 256 Pages
• Weight: 0.10 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 6.0" x 9.0"

Customer Reviews

Laugh out loud funny

"Why Fantasy Football Matters (and our lives do not)" by Erik Barmack and Max Handelman One word sums up this book best. Captivating. I picked up "Why Fantasy Football Matters (and our lives do not)" and finished it within two days. It was hard to put down because every new chapter takes the reader along the next adventure of a leagues FF season. If you play fantasy football you will enjoy reading this in-depth look at a typical fantasy football league by Barmack and Handelman. I loved the references to movies and other cultural icons like Bill O' Reilly, Seinfeld, Wile E Coyote, Cool Hand Luke, the Muppets and even DR Seuss. Sure some of the lists were for issues that are not of particular importance to me; however, for the most part, they were an enjoyable look back into some iconic moments from my past. I especially enjoyed Chapter 20 "Rage Against The Experts E-Mail". It has an excellent diatribe about "expert advice and analysis" and the sometimes stupid questions (and answers) FF columnists get and give. I think every fantasy fooballer has had these thoughts on one occasion or another. It was good to see them in print!!! As far as criticism, do not expect too much fantasy football wisdom from this book. Just sit back, read it and enjoy the ride. It does have an occasional morsel of knowledge, but if you are into fantasy football these "tips" and "strategies" will be well known by you now. Another albeit small criticism is that "Why Fantasy Football Matters" was published in 2006, so some of the references to the fantasy football season may seem a bit old to new readers. But this does not distract from the obvious humor in these references. All-in-all, this is an entertaining book that examines the stereotypical thoughts and actions of a 12 man fantasy football league from pre-season through their post season blues. I guarantee something in the book will remind you of your league and make you laugh out loud. Along similar lines if you enjoy this book you will also love "Committed, Confessions of a Fantasy Football Junkie." by Mark St. Amant which I have also reviewed (and others have mentioned in previous reviews). It too is a humorous look at a fantasy football league's season and the World Championship of Fantasy Football (WCOFF). Sam Hendricks, Author of "Fantasy Football Guidebook" and "Fantasy Football Almanac"

Calling all guppies

Whether a veteran or rookie, you'd like to know how to improve a)your managing prowess and b)your ability to irritate other owners. If you are a fantasy "widow", you're probably wondering why you receive only monosyllabic responses on Sundays from September through January The answers are all here; a must-have before the '06 season.

OBSESSED... AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE FOOTBALL

i bought it. i read it. i became obsessed w/ it and i don't even like football. my wife was like, why aren't you sleeping, it's 3 am, and i was like, I don't know, I have no idea why I am reading every page of this book, I don't know who any of these people are or what they are talking about, I just want to know what happens to them!!! it is a very unique book-- but it never tells us-- WHO WINS THE SUPER BOWL?! The Death Maiden, I hope. I need to know.

happy husband

I hate the fact my husband's life often revolves around fantasy football but I gave him this book and he loved it! The perfect gift!!!!!

The Death Matron's Review

This is one of the most hilarious books that I have read in a long time. The clipped pace of the narrative could nearly double as a play. I could imagine it staged. Having no experience in fantasy football but having a lot of experience listening to peoples' fantasies, I can honestly say that Barmack and Handelman have outdone themselves in bringing the best of both together. It is a must read for those who have the addiction. It just might be a cure. Personally, it was a relief to finally learn where all those goldfish won at Purim carnivals throughout America, wound up - as fishy starters for the Draft Order Ceremony determined by a Brazilian, piranha. Do not miss this book because your life could actually matter.