Why Do I Say These Things?

by Jonathan Ross

Book Overview

Why is catalogue shopping responsible for Jonathan Ross's inimitable sense of style?

Why might wearing cape and mask be a fast track to heaven?

Why does Jonathan wince every time he sees a Hoover?

And why did he fall in love with a deep-sea diver?

Why? Because this is Jonathan Ross. And nothing is out of bounds when it comes to talking about life as he knows it. From sex and...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0553813498
• ISBN13: 9780553813494
• Release Date: August 2009
• Publisher: Transworld Publishers
• Length: 384 Pages
• Weight: 0.70 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 5.0" x 7.8"

Customer Reviews

A FAST AND FUN READ

Loved it! So, so funny! He writes from the heart and says it all. Such a hoot. Loved reading his rags to riches stories.

Funny!

Imagine if Jonathan Ross were sitting across the table from you just telling you one humorous story after another. That is what this book is like. No great details about Jonathan's life, his rise to fame, his theories on anything... just funny stories from a funny man. This book made me laugh out loud several times, and chuckle quietly several more. Mr. Ross' ability to be totally honest when telling a story, even if it makes him look, let's say, less than good, is an awe-inspiring talent. Not many would go to such lengths to make another person smile. I recommend this book to anyone who enjoys a good laugh.