Kin Patterson is One Sorry Individual. He sorry he is the last Patterson; sorry that at 27 years of age all he has to show for his life is failure; sorry that the best part of any day is getting plastered with the other pitiful excuses he calls friends. It's no wonder his wife left him. It's no wonder he's facing bankruptcy. So, when word comes that a 90-year-old great-uncle he has never met wishes to meet with...