Where are your keys? On this fancy-ass keychain Take your love for profanity and calligraphy on the go with this sturdy brass and enamel keychain. The Where the Fuck Are My Keys? Keychain feature a humorously appropriate expletive in shiny gold calligraphy. Show off your fun and sassy personality while keeping your car, house, and miscellaneous keys stylishly organized. - Never wonder where your...