Ecology. Sabotage. Theft. Panto.What's the connection between a scheming Russian oligarch and his bungling henchmen, an ardent eco-protester and a faded Hollywood bombshell? And why are they leaving crime scenes all over Scotland - from Largs to Orkney, Stornoway to the Borders?And what has any of this got to do with Cullen? He just wants to be bloody left alone. It's a series of bizarre mishaps in a plot full of incident, humour and Scottish salmon.Oh...