When You Lie about Your Age, the Terrorists Win: Reflections on Looking in the Mirror

by Carol Leifer

Book Overview

Stand-up comic and comedy writer Carol Leifer faced a critical dilemma and had only two options: either continue sharing her greatest childhood memory (seeing the Beatles at Shea Stadium in 1966) or... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0345502965
• ISBN13: 9780345502964
• Release Date: March 2009
• Publisher: Villard Books
• Length: 190 Pages
• Weight: 0.70 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.9" x 5.7" x 8.2"

Customer Reviews

Genuinely funny, smart and warm --- I'm in crush

There are people who think Nora Ephron is funny. I am not among them, but taste is subjective --- my idea of a thigh slapper may be your idea of a bummer. Doesn't matter. What counts is only that we laugh. Carol Leifer, I contend, is really funny. Funny in a way that Ms. Ephron isn't, for Ephron is an insider and an elitist, whereas Leifer has the common touch. That is, she comes from Long Island, her father was an optometrist, she grew up drinking frozen orange juice ("a quarter of the price and it's the same thing," her father insisted). She became the comic that her dad always wanted to be. Wrote for "Seinfeld", where she was known as "the real Elaine" (the character played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus). David Letterman adores her. (Odd fact: She bought, at auction, the handwritten notes that Michael Vick used in court when he apologized for his role in dogfighting.) Carol Leifer, in a word, is funny like someone you know would be funny. Smart funny. Clever funny. But even more, funny in the heart --- funny like a really nice person is funny. You see this right off, in a memorial piece about her father, who died, at age 86, watching "Sixty Minutes". On his birthday, she tells us in the first paragraph, she used to give him Godiva chocolate-covered nuts. "Big emphasis on the nuts," she explains. "Because, as he was not shy of saying as he unwrapped the cellophane to grab the first piece, `Creams? They're a waste of time.'" And with that, I felt: I know this man. The nominal subject of her book is aging --- she was 50 when she wrote most of these pieces, and her father's death is no small event. She carries out her obligation to her nominal subject and, for example, does a good job of listing "40 Things I Know at 50". Like: "When a waiter asks you to taste the wine and you're clueless, sip it and then say, "Yeah, that should get me hammered.'" And: "Never buy Sweet `N Low, Equal or Splenda at the supermarket. That's what restaurants are for." But the centerpiece of the book is something else --- a mid-life crisis with an unexpected twist. The piece is called "Surprise!" and it starts like this: "If I don't sleep with a woman soon, I think I'll kill myself." That's what I remember saying to my buddy Ed on the golf course right before this all happened. I was eager. I was pumped. "I'm ready for my lesbian fling, Mr. DeMille!" Turning 40 does that to you. You feel like Father Time has gotten a second wind and is catching up. Suddenly everything you wanted to try or experiment with has to be done in this short period called "midlife" --- before you reach that next stage in life, the one where you don't care if you go to the supermarket in your pajamas. "I want to learn how to operate a potter's wheel!" "I want to enroll in salsa boot camp!" "Me? I just want to get it on with a lady?" Forget that I'd already been married and had only dated men my entire life. It didn't matter, because when you feel that Sapphic siren call

Hilarious and Universal

I bought this book after reading the title, and I couldn't stop laughing. I'm 24, and even though the book is about getting older, I find Carol Leifer's observations to be timeless and useful to people of all ages. It sums up a common experience many women are going through, but it also offers a heads up for those of us who aren't there yet. Ms. Leifer is doing younger generations a favor by letting us know what to expect. The book is also a guidebook for guys who want to understand women better. Ms. Leifer addresses several topics in the book including relationships, parenthood, pets, aging, and the loss of a parent. She is both honest and comical in her observations and she reminds us that there is no point in being anyone other than who we are.

Great read, seems like I know this writer: Just to funny to be fiction::

This is my first book review, Great Book, first time I was able to read a book and put it down and feel excited to pick it back up, You really feel like you get to know Carol L. after reading this book, one of those books that needed 2 more chapters.. Just loved it!!!!!

Worthy of the letters LOL!

I have always been a huge fan of Carol Leifer's stand-up and tv writing so I am not surprised I LOVED this book. And let me just say, I don't usually like funny books, because sadly, they're often not funny. When You Lie About Your Age.... is brilliant. I only wish I had more stars to tack on.

What a riot!

Great read. It is rare (and I mean REALLY rare)that my husband and I agree on a book. This one had us both laughing and reading out loud to each other. Leifer truly is a riot!