What would life be like if vegans ruled the world, and what is their (our?) plan for global domination? How does a suburban Paleo diet aficionado feed himself? What does it feel like to fail at being an omnivore? And does eating tofu necessarily result in a gruesome, certain death? These questions and other even stranger ones are answered with a mixture of snarky hilarity and heartfelt inspiration over the course of 32 essays from the popular blog...