What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz

by Phil Witte

What You Don't Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party's over and reality sets in.

Sample jokes include:
- Q: What's a senior screwdriver?
A: Orange Juice and Metamucil.
- Q: What do the following words bring to mind: "free refills?"
A: If you said coffee, you're probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you're probably 60 or older.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0684040026
• ISBN13: 9780684040028
• Release Date: February 2006
• Publisher: Running Press Adult
• Length: 128 Pages
• Weight: 0.18 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.1" x 4.5"

Customer Reviews

cute

I bought this for myself & enjoyed it very much. I passed it on to a friend for her 60th BD & she found it entertaining.

60 is the new 40...

60 is the new 40, or so I've concluded from this punchy joke book for the well over 50 set. A fun book that will surely produce knowing groans for those of us closing in on our second adulthood.

A "must-have" for anyone with parents or in-laws!

An entertaining look at the aging process. The author has a keen eye and sharp wit when it comes to our obsession with staying young. There are lots of memorable quotes and quips to share with friends and family. I found it to to be a nice little conversation piece and welcome addition to our coffee table. Guaranteed to amuse and highly recommended for all!