What You Don't Know about Turning 50: A Funny Birthday Quiz

by Phil Witte

Book Overview

A funny 50th birthday quiz Q: Is 50 too young to be worried about bladder control problems? A: Depends. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-year-old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Here is an outrageous quiz that can ease the pain of turning 50 and provide entertainment for any 50th birthday party. Keep those bifocals handy.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0671317733
• ISBN13: 9780671317737
• Release Date: November 1999
• Publisher: Running Press Adult
• Length: 128 Pages
• Weight: 0.15 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 4.3" x 5.9"

Customer Reviews

What You Don't Know about Turning 50 by Phil Witte

Purchase of this book was for someone's 50th birthday as a gag gift and it did the job. I was pleased with the condition of the book and the timeliness in which it was shipped to me.

A cute little book. Gave this as a "gag" gift to someone on his 50th birthday.

This is a cute book. I needed some kind of gag gift for a friend who was turning 50. This was perfect. We passed it around at the birthday party and it was a hit.

Laugh OutLoud Funny

Not only is this book "laugh outloud funny," it is the perfect "stocking stuffer" gift for all of my baby-boomer friends who turn the big 5-0 this year!

Turning 50 won't be so bad

Any true baby boomer will get a kick out of this book for its humor and quotability. Even those of us who haven't hit the big 5-0 have begun to say "You know, 50 ain't that old." This book makes it easier to accept what is now barely middle age.

A funny and insightful book!

This is an absolutely delightful book! It is full of wonderful and ironic humor which is both hysterically funny and insightful. The honesty and wisdom of Mr. Witte's observations (posed as a "birthday quiz") are oddly comforting to those of us who are near to either side of "F-Day"(Fifty!). I hope Mr. Witte continues to write in this vein. I highly recommend this book.