Shakespeare said, "Let's kill all the lawyers!" But then what would we do with them? Find out in this irreverent send-up of the legal profession, featuring unimaginable and implausible comic depictions of formerly fully functioning purveyors of jurisprudence, their earthly remains put to farcical uses appropriate to their discipline, guaranteed, warrantied, certified, pledged, promised, ensured, endorsed, averred and attested to appeal to the funny...