An indispensable relationship guide for every woman who has ever told her partner, "Really, don't go to any trouble for my birthday"...And then been disappointed when he didn't. He says: "That dress looks great! Let's buy it!" You hear: "He really loves being with me. I feel as though we've truly bonded." He means: "For the love of God, the last eight black dresses you tried on looked identical! Just buy one, so we can get home...