For years, George Booth was implored by others to, "Shut up and write a book." And so he has, beginning with the all-important first line: "I found my first dead guy when I was six." Born to a family of storytellers and big complainers, he takes creative license with tales of vacations gone bad, silly neighbors, holidays, jumping off a bridge, and a pair of missing shoes, while mixing in his take on the moronic behaviors of everyone else. With story...