Rule #7: A pet shall never wear panties or underwear after 5pm and never while the owner is home from work.Rule #29: If you leave your door unlocked, your neighbors are free to come in and watch. Owners and pets are encouraged to leave their front doors unlocked at all times.The list went on and on. None of it sounded bad to me. I'd only skimmed through it though. Overall, I got the main idea. I was there to f**k...