I am a nice guy, really, but I have an imagination and I like to make things up. I do not do nasty things and then write about them. I think about nasty things and write about them but don't do them, honest. Be assured that I am not a person with twitching eyes and watery palms peering from a dark recess at passersby with a fervid brain plotting their discomfort. I have not eaten one human being nor have I encountered a person eater. I assure you...