Watch Your F*cking Language: How to swear effectively, explained in explicit detail and enhanced by numerous examples taken from everyday life

by Sterling Johnson

Book Overview

Let the squeamish beware Watch Your F*cking Language takes a no-holds-barred approach to taboo words and expressions. It shows you how to use them to your advantage -- and have fun doing so. Building... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0312318715
• Release Date: November 2004
• Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
• Length: 112 Pages
• Weight: 0.20 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.0" x 0.2" x 5.0"

Customer Reviews

F***ing great!

Really a pretty funny little book! I bought this for a friend and we read it together and laughed quite a bit!

this is hilarious!

This book is not only hilarious, it's quite witty as well. Pick it up for an entertaining light read.

Top-Flight Toilet Humor

This book made me laugh so hard I p*ssed in my pants. Now I keep it in the bathroom with English as a Second F*ucking Language, where filfhy literature like this belongs.

Give this guy a Bronx cheer!!

Once again, Dr. Johnson has elucidated some of the darkest (and funniest) corners of the human mind and human speech. His "grasp" of the language is impressive, his "ear" for subtleties true, and his "delivery" powerful and overwhelming. I think Dr. Johnson should start an Institute for Correct Speech, Thinking and Living. His example shines before the world like a beacon of sanity in the darkness of this gloomy age.

Pulls it off (so to speak)

This book had the potential to be merely tasteless, but I am happy to report that it is tasteless AND hilarious. The examples for each usage really make the book: Under "cornhusking": Clem: What's taking you so long in there, boy? Chad: I'm husking corn, Dad. Clem: You keep doing that, you'll go blind. Chad: I know. I'm going to quit soon as I need glasses. That's one of the few I can quote. This slim tome is not for the faint of heart, but if a little vulgar language doesn't put you off (OK, a LOT of vulgar language, but used correctly), check this out. You'll find yourself picking up a few copies for certain friends that will invariably come to mind.