"Greetings, goobers After my latest experiment worked a little too well--transforming my rather fetching figure into something significantly smaller--I've been forced to return to those halls of horror better known as . . . school. But going back to junior high may be my greatest opportunity for mayhem in many a month Try to keep up as I: Dramatically defeat the daily dangers of schooldom--even though everyone is against me. Strive to win the junior...