"Why must you always ask what my latest opus is about? Shouldn't the fact that I wrote it be enough to convince you to buy billions of copies of my blisteringly brilliant book? Do I need to release my canbot army on you . . . again?" Well if you want us to sell your book effectively, we should probably know what happens in it. "Great gassy goblins You really are insanely insufferable I've had a minion put together a quick line, though it hardly does...