Viva La Repartee: Clever Comebacks and Witty Retorts from History's Great Wits and Wordsmiths

by Mardy Grothe

Book Overview

For most of us, that perfect retort or witty reply often escapes us when we need it most, only to come to mind with perfect clarity when it's too late to be useful. The twentieth-century writer Heywood Broun described this all-too-common phenomenon when he wrote Repartee is what we wish we'd said.

In Viva la Repartee, Dr. Mardy Grothe, author of Oxymoronica, has lovingly assembled a collection of masterfully composed -- and perfectly timed...

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0060789484
• ISBN13: 9780060789480
• Release Date: November 2005
• Publisher: Harper
• Length: 304 Pages
• Weight: 0.85 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.0" x 5.8" x 7.4"

Customer Reviews

BE WARNED!

Much as overindulgence on bon-bons can lead to deleterious effects, so can feasting on too many bon mots. After staying up late and stuffing myself on the witticisms of George Bernard Shaw, Dorothy Parker, and company, I found myself looking for any angle to slip in a quip. And after reading this amusing and well-researched book, I am loaded with ammo.

Viva la Repartee

Amusing book to keep by your favorite reading chair. Something I will pick up and re-read.

A compilation of classic comebacks - a great read!

What fun it is to read some of the best comebacks in history -- in a format that is well-organized and makes for a very enjoyable experience in a single reading, or as a book to browse through, time and again. The author has grouped the "repartees" into such useful categories as stage and screen, literary, political, sports, and so on (for those readers who like things neatly classified). Each repartee is preceded by a well-written and frequently charming vignette that provides just the right context for the punch line. Clearly, the author loves language -- and you will too, when you read "Viva la Repartee."

A Celebration of Quick Wit

_Viva la Repartee: Clever Comebacks and Witty Retorts from History's Great Wits and Wordsmiths_ by Dr. Mardy Grothe celebrates the art of the ingenious reply. Grothe distinguishes between various kinds of witty comments -- for example, the retort, which is a response to an insult, and a quip, which is a clever remark prompted by a situation. In _Viva la Repartee_ Grothe follows the format that served him well in his previous books, _Never Let a Fool Kiss You or a Kiss Fool You_ and _Oxymoronica_. He begins each chapter with a discussion of that chapter's theme illustrated by a few examples. Then he provides additional examples without discussion. Themes include repartee in the following areas: stage and screen, literature (one chapter being devoted to the Algonquin Round Table), politics, relationships, senior citizens, and sports. Other chapters feature chiasmus and oxymoron, the literary devices celebrated in Grothe's earlier books. The ultimate example of laconic repartee, in the chapter with that theme, is an exchange of telegrams, each consisting solely of one punctuation mark. The gems in Grothe's earlier books could stand alone as brief quotations -- often no more than a sentence. However, in order to appreciate a reply, one must know the words and the situation that prompted it. _Viva la Repartee_, then, is a collection of anecdotes. Grothe masterfully crafts the set-ups for his rejoinders. In taut prose that could well serve as models for aspiring writers, he provides the details of time, place, and circumstance. Most of the remarks featured in _Viva la Repartee_ were uttered by celebrities. Grothe's collection, which includes a helpful index of names, gives us personal glimpses that bring these people to life for us. Whether you want to become better acquainted with the notables mentioned in this volume, hone your own wit and writing style, or simply revel in the ingenious use of language, you're sure to enjoy _Viva la Repartee_.

Viva Grothe!

Those who have already read Grothe's Oxymoronica will thoroughly enjoy this volume in which he shifts his attention from "paradoxical wit and wisdom from history's greatest wordsmiths" to "clever comebacks & witty retorts from history's great wits & wordsmiths." Not surprisingly and in fact inevitably, many of the same wordsmiths are represented in both volumes, notably Robert C. Benchley, Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain), Winston Churchill, W.C. Fields, Dorothy Parker, and Oscar Wilde. In his introduction, Grothe defines two terms which certainly apply to the selections which follow: citing the OED, a retort is "a sharp or incisive reply, especially one by which the first speaker's statement or argument is in some way turned against himself" and repartee is "1. A ready, witty, or smart reply; a quick and clever retort" and "2. Sharpness or wit in sudden reply; such replies collectively; the practice or faculty of uttering them." With great skill, Grothe creates a context within which each selection is the response. Here are four examples: During a noted opera singer's "perfectly dreadful performance," one of the guests leaned over and whispered in President Calvin Coolidge's ear, "What do you think of the singer's execution?" to which Coolidge replied, "I'm all for it." Shortly before his death, W.C. Fields (a lifelong agnostic) was visited by a friend who was astonished when he entered the hospital room. "What are you doing reading a Bible?" to which Fields responded "I'm looking for loopholes." After losing the Republican presidential nomination to George H.W. Bush, Robert Dole was asked by a reporter how he felt. "Contrary to reports that I took the loss badly, I slept like a baby -- every two hours I woke up and cried." Paired with an inept bridge partner, George S. Kaufman fumed as the losses increased. At one point, his partner headed for the men's room. The frustrated Kaufman yelled after him, "For the first time tonight, I'll know what you have in your hand." Of special interest to me is the structure by which Grothe organizes his material. There are fifteen chapters which range from "Classic Retorts, Ripostes, & Rejoinders" to "Risqué Repartee." He includes in each those selections which are most appropriate to the given chapter title, although the best of them could arguably be included in several (if not most) of the chapters. For example, one of my favorites. Here's the situation. Obviously annoyed by an inebriated Winston Churchill, Lady Astor said "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee" to which he responded, "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it." Here's another. When a female member of Parliament, Bessie Matlock, could no longer endure Churchill at a London party, she exclaimed "Winston, you're drunk!" to which he replied, "You're right Bessie. And you're ugly. But tomorrow morning, I'll be sober." I hope these various examples correctly indicate how entertaining this book is. Credit Grothe