Did M rten Larsson want to be a vamp? Not so much. He wanted it as much as he asked to have a sissy circle over the in his name. He just woke up dead one day with a piece of paper that said, "Dude, you're a vampire. Drink some blood. Don't suntan." Luckily, another vampire finds M rten and agrees to teach him how to live (well, not live, exactly) as a vampire. And so M rten goes to Vamp Camp, where he has to survive without getting staked or baked,...