The great thing about giving up is you still have a long way to go before you hit rock-bottom--all the more time to snicker at the hopeful strivers who haven't figured out the joke, yet. Lean into the spiral with these hilariously dark, pessimistic parodies of fluffy, feel-good affirmations. Everyone who's had enough delusional self-help clich?s and just wants a real laugh will find all their dark and cynical, silly and sarcastic buttons...