Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party: An Uncensored Guide to College Slang

by Ben Applebaum and Derrick Pittman

Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party is an uncensored guide to college slang that offers a steaming, no-holds-barred slice of campus life.

Would you rather be a sonny or a wedge? Does a turkey dump have anything to do with taking the kids to the pool? And most importantly, who's Turd Ferguson and what's he doing at a sausage party?

Authors Ben Applebaum and Derrick Pittman have the answers and much more in this hilarious collection of...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0595309232
• ISBN13: 9780595309238
• Release Date: March 2004
• Publisher: iUniverse
• Length: 104 Pages
• Weight: 0.40 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.3" x 9.1"

Customer Reviews

Laughed so hard I peed my pants!

Reading Turd Ferguson brought back a ton of hilarious college memories - definitely a hysterical reminder of college life. This book is perfect for anyone who went to college, who plans on going to college, who thinks about college, who lives near a college - you get my drift. Go out and buy this book!

Turd Ferguson ... Man, Myth & Legend

With their new book "Turd Ferguson," the editors of collegestories.com take college slang to the level of high art. A delicious blend of the lowbrow and the highbrow, "Turd Ferguson" covers an impressive range of college terms, from Greek life to studying, bathroom humor to dating. Whether you're a recent grad looking to reminisce or an incoming freshman hoping to learn the lingo, "Turd Ferguson" is guaranteed to leave you in stiches. Highly recommended.

A Pledge Requirement

Fraternity Pledges should be required to have this resource on their bookshelves, next to Webster's, Bartlett's, and Cliff's Notes. These two authors will have you in stitches recalling (or trying to forget) all of these terms!

Pulitzer Prize...?? Well, no but still funny.

These two authors have a great website "collegestories.com" and I was very excited to see they finally published a book. Some of the slang they have written here is just hilarious. If you're looking for Hawthorne, or Dickens hit your back button, but if you're looking for basic crude, hysterical humor check this book out!

Turd Ferguson Changed My Life

Well, maybe it didn't change my life but it does provide for plenty of good bathroom reading. If you are a fan of crude humor or maybe you just want to understand what the heck you fraternity letter wearing child is talking about when eavesdropping on his conversations this book is for you. And if you aren't into crude humor why the heck are you reading a review about a book with "Turd" in the title?