Plans for the Newtoun community's Waitangi Day celebrations are well under way. The Tape Orchestra's practising like mad. Monty and Mr Steve Vibrant are designing a poster. Rishi's trying to land Lil Yacht Shifty ... and Ms Ropata's juggling it all because everyone wants in. There'll be curry and cake, kapa haka, halal sausages, foam blasters, the Naenae dirtman, and kiss-the-goat -- if Constable Rutene can manage to chase one down. In the meantime,...