Wittgenstein said, "Don't try and shit higher than your arse." He was the expert in the subject. Wittgenstein pulled off the greatest hoax in philosophical history. By sheer force of personality, he managed to get all the philosopher dweebs to swallow his brilliantly contrived joke to expose the idiocy and gullibility of modern philosophers. Wittgenstein wrote, "My propositions serve as elucidations in the following way: anyone who understands me...