You could take the witch out of the swamp, but you couldn't take the swamp out of the witch. Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a magical bayou-just kidding. I was a far cry from royalty. Let's just say, my bloodline was more Addams Family than royal family-but that magic part was true. With a notorious voodoo queen and a witch doctor as my parents, my family had more skeletons in its closet than NOLA's...