Tortoise Crossing--expect long delays: and other satirical, cynical, and just plain snicker-inducing essays

by Mike Murphy

Essays describing the hard-knock upbringing of a pitbull, turkeys attempting to cross over into Mexico to escape Thanksgiving, and the difficulty Somali pirates face when attempting to bury their booty which consists of 2 million barrels of crude oil. How about a James Bond-like character from the Deep South, a gun lover actually in love with her gun, or a charter school for Goth students? These are just some of the characters and places you'll come...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 154529707X
• ISBN13: 9781545297070
• Release Date: April 2017
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 244 Pages
• Weight: 0.73 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 6.0" x 9.0"