For the first time, the complete Tommy Cooper in a bumper paperback, including the pick of Tommy's own extensive gag library, favorite stories, and photographs. My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, "We have a drink named after you." The horse says, "What? Eric?" I said, "Waiter, what's that in my soup?" He said, "I'd better call the boss, I carn't tell one insect from...