Tommy Cooper All in One Joke Book

by Tommy Cooper

For the first time, the complete Tommy Cooper in a bumper paperback, including the pick of Tommy's own extensive gag library, favorite stories, and photographs. My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, "We have a drink named after you." The horse says, "What? Eric?" I said, "Waiter, what's that in my soup?" He said, "I'd better call the boss, I carn't tell one insect from another." I'm reading a book called Sex Before 20 . Personally I don't like audiences. I said, "It's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places."He said, "Well stop going to those places." I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1848093128
• ISBN13: 9781848093126
• Release Date: January 2014
• Publisher: Preface Publishing
• Length: 336 Pages
• Weight: 1.25 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.0" x 6.0" x 8.4"