To What Miserable Wretches Have I Been Born?: Revenge Poetry for Babies and Toddlers

by Suzanne Weber

Q: How do you breed contempt?
A: Have a baby.

Hey. It's me. Your baby. Let me say, first off, that I love you. I do. You're a great parent. You do a lot of things right. I know how devoted you are to me and how invested you are in hitting this whole parenting thing out of the playground. Okay. Now that I've given you the validation I know you need, let's get a few things clear . . .

I'm not as innocent as you think I am. You...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1501115278
• ISBN13: 9781501115271
• Release Date: January 2015
• Publisher: Atria Books
• Length: 112 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.5" x 7.4"