'Tiny is totally modern. He said, "Whenever there's more than two, it's a show". And an amazing show, giving and pouring it out, while the audience is joking at first and digging each other in the ribs. He'll wear them out. He'll wear all their resistance out until they're up on the floor dancing. He'll amaze them and they won't remember it because they won't want to say that Tiny Tim was amazing.' - Martin Sharp, artist. 'I...