Humorist Dennis Ford has seen it all. After all, he lives in New Jersey. As a teacher and bookseller, Ford contemplates some of life's great questions-all without leaving his car. These include: - What's the funniest word in the English language? - How plastic surgery can turn devils into hotties. - The case of the perfectly fitting police uniform. But Ford doesn't stop there. He also devises a master plan to win the war in Iraq and ease the burden...