Things You Can Do with a Useless Man

by Scott Wilson

At last! For all those women searching for fulfillment in their relationships, a book bursting with ideas for things you can do with your man. This practical guide will change your life! Humorous.... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 091825969X
• ISBN13: 9780918259691
• Release Date: March 1994
• Publisher: CCC Publishing
• Length: 70 Pages
• Weight: 0.25 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 8.4" x 5.4"

Customer Reviews

Utterly Baffling

Scott Wilson understands the plight of womenkind, and empathises expertly with the dead-eyed rage that must boil within every woman at their unfair treatment by USELESS MEN. If I was a woman, I'm absolutely certain I would want to smack my husband's penis with a tennis racquet. Moreover, I would use his penis as a towel rail, a paper spike, a plough, and I would grab him by his penis and whirl him around by it, simply to make "interesting noises". I don't want to spoil your enjoyment of this fine book, which is ideal for men wishing to appear self-deprecating in order to get into a woman's underwear. It will also appeal to women who have seen Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe, and thought "Right, that's it! I'm not putting up with any more crap!" before going back to their lives and not changing a single thing. It's THAT important a book.

Hysterical, and true

I bought this book for my girlfriend and we both found it hysterical. Out of all the items listed in the book to make me "useful", she's got me doing about a dozen of them on a routine basis.

Prepare to laugh

I thoroughly enjoyed this book. You will laugh for hours after reading this.