Get ready for top-drawer delivery, as They Think It's All Over laces up its boots and races up the wing to bend in cross after cross of perfect football banter, including... the funny: 'I love Blackpool; we're very similar - we both look better in the dark' - Ian Hollowaythe plain stupid: 'Whichever team scores more goals usually wins' - Michael Owenand the genuinely deranged: 'It's not fair to say Lee Bowyer's a racist; he'd stamp on anyone's head'...