A funny Scottish twist on a much-loved rhyme. "There was a wee lassie who swallowed a midgie. In this hilarious twist on a much-loved rhyme, the wee lassie swallows a succession of Scotland's favorite creatures to catch that peskie midgie -- including a puffin, a Scottie dog, a seal and even Nessie After all that, she can't still be hungry...
I don't know why she swallowed the midgie,
So teeny and squidgy "