"I watched Alexander die in Babylon, I filed past his bed as he breathed his last with the rest of his army. That iconic moment really took place but then, it did not.. I remain immortal and have watched what you would consider Modern Western Civilisation come to be. I met Caesar, I met Jesus the Nazarene on the Via Dolorosa before he was crucified ( I was THAT Roman soldier), I fought in many of your wars, I smashed down the gates as we liberated...