Stanley Van Zandt just can't stop snacking. He promised his wife he'd keep his fangs inside his mouth, but on a good night out one thing leads to another and suddenly he finds himself with human blood on his chin and a policewoman's flashlight in his eyes. Events spiral rapidly out of control as family secrets are aired, mere mortals are turned, and the hibernating awake. Alliances are made and broken as two vampire armies hurdle towards...