Ahoy mateys Here be secrets to unfold if ye dream of being a buccaneer. Want to become a pirate? You need this book Discover the real (and revolting) life of a pirate, from recruitment (don't call us, we'll kidnap you ), grub (cackle fruit = eggs), to parts of the ship (the poop deck is not a toilet). Then visit the rogues gallery to meet the most famous pirates to ever set sail.