The Ultimate Football Joke Book

by Egmont Publishing UK, Kevin Pettman, Farshore

Why was the pitch soaking wet?
Because the midfielders dribbled all over it.

Which Egyptian star gobbles strawberries, apples, grapes and oranges?
Fruit Salah.

What happens if you mix an England striker with strong winds?
You get a Hurry-Kane.

The Ultimate Football Joke Book is the funniest joke book EVER...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1405298227
• ISBN13: 9781405298223
• Release Date: July 2021
• Publisher: Farshore
• Length: 96 Pages
• Weight: 0.15 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.0" x 7.7"
• Age Range: 7 years and up
• Grade Range: Grade 2 and higher