The Two Lords: A Comedy In Three Acts is a play written by Thomas Smelt. The story revolves around two lords, Lord Dunderhead and Lord Dashaway, who are both vying for the hand of Lady Mary. However, Lady Mary has her own ideas and is not interested in either of them. The play follows the hilarious attempts of the two lords to win Lady Mary's heart, as well as the schemes of Lady Mary's maid, Lucy, who is trying to help her mistress find true love...