The Timepiece ProtocolWhat do a Woodstock hippie, a suburban American family, a time-traveling Buddhist, and the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security have in common? Nothing. That is, until a quantum disaccordian resonance bubble pops, depositing hippie Manfred Redford-along with triverticular particles-into the George Douglas home in the middle of the night. Manfred and Douglas are shocked by the turn of events. But not as shocked as...