Seventeen-year-old Frank Grimaldi wants one thing more than anything else--to have sex before he graduates. Too bad his crazy parents, insane teachers, the Catholic Church, and the Mafia are all standing in the way. Imagine Catch-22's Captain Yossarian in high school. Imagine Prep written by a guy. Imagine the heroes of Superbad as seniors at St. Anselm's Preparatory School for Boys. Imagine the narrator of Philip Roth's Goodbye, Columbus as a Catholic...