Ross O'Carroll-Kelly: The Teenage Dirtbag Years

by Paul Howard and Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

So there I was, roysh, class legend, schools rugby legend, basically all-round legend, when someone decides you can't, like, sit the Leaving Cert four times. Well that put a focking spanner in the works.

But joining the goys at college wasn't the mare I thought it would be, basically for, like, three major reasons: beer, women and more women. And for once I agree with Fionn about the, like, education possibilities. I mean, where else can you learn about Judge Judy, laminating fake IDs and, like, how to order a Ken and snog a girl at the same time?

I may be beautiful, roysh, but I'm not stupid and this much I totally know: college focking rocks.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0862788498
• ISBN13: 9780862788490
• Release Date: November 2003
• Publisher: O'Brien Press
• Length: 272 Pages
• Weight: 0.54 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 5.0" x 7.6"

Customer Reviews

A Laugh Riot!

I sat on the sofa and read this book front to back in an afternoon. I laughed out loud on every page. If you're ever feeling guilty about being selfish, read this book, the main character will make you feel like a saint.