When wobbit Promo Bunkins inherits a magic ring from his Uncle Bulbo, he has no idea that it is actually the most sought-after piece of stolen merchandise in Little Earth. He soon finds himself on a dangerous quest to destroy the ring in the dread Crotch Of Doom. Smoron, the ring's owner, has sent killer trees, Barry Wights, giant squid, and Charcoal Grey Riders to stop him. Will Promo survive, even with five elite bodyguards and three Wobbit decoys?...