In such fantastic and dangerous times, may the best man not make an 'ash' of himself. When Bayerd the Storyteller is sent on a quest, he has no choice but to ride off into the sunset. If he doesn't leave willingly, he will surely be catapulted over the castle battlements. It would be a fantastic bloody display, one that would end his quest before it even begins. And alas, he is starting to suspect that his own beloved Princess Kelp may be the one...